Recently, one young scholar, student A, took up arms for a "less than noble cause". What was the less than noble cause in question? A bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Freed from the strict rules of the classroom and free to join the zoo in the hallway, student A seized the opportunity to enjoy a light snack on the way to his next class.
Unfortunately, another student, student B, wanted to join in on the merriment of eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos, so he asked to sample this delicacy. Deeply offended by this request, student A proceeded to shove student B and then grab student B by the neck and shove him against the nearest wall.
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I suppose we all must protect what is near and dear to us even if it is a bag of chips.
The struggle is real...
must be some extremely good cheetos...
ReplyDeletedid the heroes get in trouble for standing up for their cause?
OMG!!! wooowww that's quite funny smh hahah
ReplyDeleteYeah....did they get in trouble or did one of them have a parent that was tight to the police/principal?
Student A was first escorted to the office and then suspended. Student B, the victim, was escorted to the library where he remained for the rest of the school day.
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ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha wow. I throughly enjoyed this first chapter in the heroic exploits of the flamin hot cheeto defender.
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