Friday, April 18, 2014

Enemies of progress...

The motto of the county should be as follows:

"Progress for progress's sake must be discouraged, for our tried and tested traditions often require no tinkering."
Enemies of progress
How does the county discourage progress?

  1. Segregated school system -- black kids go to public school, and white kids get home schooled or go to private school
  2. The elected superintendent creates positions for his incompetent friends, appoints his friends to the school board, and gives his friends vacant positions in the school district
  3. Black people don't pay taxes since they receive government assistance, so their roads don't get paved
The struggle is real...



Monday, April 7, 2014

Soaring high...

Here in the county as we aspire to acquire something, we seem to have lost our way and have thus fallen short of the honor of being named a “C” district. This God fearing state wouldn't even condescend to rate us as a "D" district. How did this misfortune fall into our lap?
  1. Lack of parental involvement
  2. Ineffective Inclusion program
  3. Inability of parents to assist their children with school work
    District Report Card
  4. No professional development
  5. No learning or reading specialists
  6. No interventionists
  7. No educational consultants
  8. No communication between administration and faculty
  9. No professional learning communities (PLCs)
  10. No teacher support team (TST)

This truly is a recipe for success…

Saturday, April 5, 2014

We all need a friend...

Teachers have grown accustomed to little gestures like an apple on their desk or a note left on their desk by a student. We even enjoy the miscellaneous school supplies and candies that often find their way onto our desk since they can be re-gifted to other students with little inconvenience to our purse.

Something we do not expect to find is a little friend lurking inside our desk drawers. One teacher had the misfortune of finding a live mouse when she reached into her desk drawer.

I now know cleanliness is a top priority here in the county...


Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Something worth fighting for...

Each day young scholars take a stand to fight for a noble cause. Some people fight to end social injustices while others take up arms in self defense. Still others fight for less noble causes. 

Recently, one young scholar, student A, took up arms for a "less than noble cause". What was the less than noble cause in question? A bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Freed from the strict rules of the classroom and free to join the zoo in the hallway, student A seized the opportunity to enjoy a light snack on the way to his next class. 

Unfortunately, another student, student B, wanted to join in on the merriment of eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos, so he asked to sample this delicacy. Deeply offended by this request, student A proceeded to shove student B and then grab student B by the neck and shove him against the nearest wall.
The culprit
I suppose we all must protect what is near and dear to us even if it is a bag of chips. 

The struggle is real...